My Life Consists Of The Following.

Book club with authors

  • Suzanne Collins: "Finnick and Annie returned to district 4 and had a child togeth-"
  • JK Rowling: No no no! What are you doing, you can't let that character live. You have to be ruthless. You have to rip out the reader's heart.
  • Suzanne Collins: But he really doesn't need to die
  • JK Rowling: DO YOU WANT A BEST SELLER?!
  • Suzanne Collins: Yes bu-
  • JK Rowling: THEN KILL HIM
  • Stephenie Meyer: Hey Jo maybe you could help me with breaking daw-
  • JK Rowling: Be quiet Stephenie

“I was told you would protect me.”
“Oh, yes.. Yes, I’ll protect you.” 

(via rosetylerbamf)

In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!

—Woody Allen (via gloriouskook)

(via sonic-in-the-stone)

yaoi-tastes-like-skittles: hanhula: sosuperkawaii: unicorntimelordadamyoung: ishipanythingthatbreathes: watslut: senecasbearddontgiveafuck: sherlockianchild: allireallywanttodoistoloveyou: thefrankiieffect: chelsea—bee: smilethatfamous-smile: dwightisfedorable: klaine-is-endgame: bbcsherlockftw: Because some Army Doctors marry Consulting Detectives. Because some Warblers marry Prom Queens <3 Because some hunters marry angels. Because some Divas marry Squids. Because some Kings marry Warlocks. Because some aliens marry blue boxes. Because some senior partners marry fake lawyers. I just realized I don’t have a gay friend via tumblr…. I need one!!! Because some telepaths marry metalbenders. Because some gay beings marry other gay beings. Because Jumpers marry Purple Shirts. Because some otters marry hedgehogs Because some patriots marry playboy-billionares. :3 Because some countries marry other countries.. wait, what Because some Gods of Mischief marry Supersoldiers.

yaoi-tastes-like-skittles:

hanhula:

sosuperkawaii:

unicorntimelordadamyoung:

ishipanythingthatbreathes:

watslut:

senecasbearddontgiveafuck:

sherlockianchild:

allireallywanttodoistoloveyou:

thefrankiieffect:

chelsea—bee:

smilethatfamous-smile:

dwightisfedorable:

klaine-is-endgame:

bbcsherlockftw:

Because some Army Doctors marry Consulting Detectives.

Because some Warblers marry Prom Queens <3

Because some hunters marry angels.

Because some Divas marry Squids.

Because some Kings marry Warlocks.

Because some aliens marry blue boxes.

Because some senior partners marry fake lawyers.

I just realized I don’t have a gay friend via tumblr…. I need one!!!

Because some telepaths marry metalbenders.

Because some gay beings marry other gay beings.

Because Jumpers marry Purple Shirts.

Because some otters marry hedgehogs

Because some patriots marry playboy-billionares. :3

Because some countries marry other countries.. wait, what

Because some Gods of Mischief marry Supersoldiers.

(via sonic-in-the-stone)